onlylolgifs:

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

multiplejellybeans:

this can never be not funny

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

paradisaic:

our teacher told us to put our phones away so i took a picture of him

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

dontworrybekarl:

when i realize I didn’t do any of my homework over the weekend

suicideslurpee:

tibets:

i just fucking spat all over my computer laughing

OMFG.

nooby-banana:

galosengen:

hicpup